snailwitch:

"clean up clean up everybody do your share" what the FUCK is this communist propaganda 

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mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas)

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thyves:

im not like other girls

 

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wogames:

Fallout: New Vegas Locations In Real Life

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trash-palace:

i can sense when someone is talking about labyrinth from across the stratosphere

im like the goblins that way

all you gotta do is say the words and I’ll show up and steal the conversation

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eyeslikedust:

birdstump:

How can I not reblog something that contains the word “lemonling.”

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madmothmiko:

Alcohol Under The Microscope

  1. Bloody Mary
  2. Cosmopolitan
  3. Dry Martini
  4. Sake
  5. Tequila
  6. White Russian
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sherritaray:

Fox skullz

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obscuro-quutamo:

when you get scolded for something you don’t regret

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salithewitch:

Nodding my head like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Moving my hips like ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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teal-deer:

Babe did you fall from heaven bc you seem to be a chaotic ever shifting sphere of eyes & wings making a sound not of this earth and I’m kind of hoping God sent you because this is terrifying

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